A few years ago, when I was first on the job market, there was a funny thread on the Chronicle Forums where job applicants were picking their academic job market theme song. (I thought the funniest was "16 tons, what do you get, another day older and deeper in debt.")
If I'd know about this song, it would have been my choice:
Maybe I'll be the special one who doesn't get burned!
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